Office Talk

ME: "Urrrrr."

CO-WORKER # 1: "What's wrong."

ME: "Hung over. Didn't even drink that much, but had Thai food after."

CO-WORKER #1: "That food is good."

ME: "Yes, it was. Not so much for drinking, though."

CO-WORKER #1: "Last night, I drank sangria from a glass jar."

ME: "Did you eat the fruit at the bottom?"

CO-WORKER #1: "I'm half-Spanish. I know better."

Office Talk

COWORKER #1: "[Coworker #2] is leaving us for two weeks!"

ME (to Coworker #2): "Where are you going for two weeks?"

COWORKER # 2: "Vacation."

ME: "Where?"

COWORKER # 2: "Texas."

ME: "That's not a vacation. That's a sentence."

She's Right, You Know

One of my coworkers noted that so far this year, he's successfully written the correct year every time he's had to do so, whether a check or an internal business document. I noted that I'd accomplished the same thing.

The coworker between us: "Maybe you're just really glad 2008 is over."

Good observation, that.