Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Dear Spammers

Please stop leaving posts on my blog with links to alleged naked photos of Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and other celebrities.

First of all, I don't want to see any of them naked, mostly because I'm old enough to be the biological father of any one of them. Second, blogger makes it pretty damn easy to filter out spam, so you're wasting your time while wasting little to none of mine. Third--and arguably most important--hardly anyone reads this blog anyway, so you're talking to an empty room.

In short: go find somewhere more populated and entertaining to waste your time, spammers. This house is clean.

2 comments:

belsum said...

The spam comments have been particularly virulent the last couple months, haven't they? I've been seeing them all over the place.

superbadfriend said...

Ditto!