Miscellania

I was off work yesterday with a migraine. Today? My head still hurts, but if yesterday was a 10, today is a 3. Could be worse. Could be raining...oh, wait...it'll be doing that later. Damn.

And now? A few random thoughts:

1. Dear Internets: Please stop showing me photos of gross, crooked teeth. Whatever the advertised product it--dental services, teeth whiteners, whatever--the nasty-looking photos are keeping me away. You're wasting my time and your effort and cash. So stop it. Please. Thank you.

2. While I have your ear, Internets...please stop showing me video of Michael Jackson's head on fire. The man is dead well before his time. Trying to figure out why he was (allegedly) addicted to prescription pain killers would have been a lot more useful when he was alive.

3. I like the cooler weather of fall and spring, but find it disconcerting in July. the average high for tomorrow in Chicago is 84; the projected high temperature doesn't break 70. That would be great if this were May or October. But in July? This worries me.

4. I really don't have a fourth thing to say. Maybe I could come up with one if my head didn't still hurt. But it does. Ow.