Saturday, August 27, 2016

So...Where was I?

Hi, Kids. Sorry I've been gone for so long. I've had issues over here. Namely...

In late June 2015, I suffered two (count 'em, TWO) heart attacks--one out on the street, the second in the emergency room. I spent weeks in the hospital and have been recovering at my mom's house ever since.

The good news? I'm just about fully recovered. My body bounced back slowly but surely, but it took a while for my memory to rebound. You could tell me something at nine, and by 9:15 I'd have completely forgotten the conversation. Now? Much better, but still with occasional lapses.

The bad news? I've got a shit-ton of bills, am in danger of losing my apartment, La Casa del Terror, and am in desperate need of a job.

Anyone out there need an awesome proofreader who's willing to work for whatever you're willing to pay? I know one who's available--NOW!